I just want to throw this out there since I didn't add it in my Allegiant Ordeal post. The Allegiant customer service number is:
The baggage service number/lost and found number is:
These are the only phone numbers listed anywhere on their website and I only found them after some digging. Under the FAQ "Who can I contact about a problem I had on a flight?" they offer an address. So I suppose according to Allegiant procedures I should have driven home illegally, without Will in a car seat, and then MAILED THEM A LETTER. Why didn't I think of that?
Anyway, I can't vouch for the baggage service number since I didn't have that one in my phone and it wasn't listed ANYWHERE at the airport. But I definitely recommend that you write down both these numbers if you're flying Allegiant. Even if you think you don't have any checked bags. Because, you know, *we* were going to avoid baggage claim. HA HA HA. Oh.